b.a.n.a.n.a.g.r.a.m.

If you want your name to sound like a sports car, change your middle initial to "X."
Mine would be a DX-H. Motor Trend's import car of the year!

If you want your initials to sound like either a newly-discovered hormone or an abbreviation for a Latin legal term, change your middle initial to "Q."
D.Q.H.